block blogger

Alrighty, so here is my obligatory me-gots-a-blog-now post. I really don't feel like explaining the title right now (mainly because of the inordinate amounts of nuanced meanings; thinking about it too long can jumble both your brain and the brain of the person next to you). No worries, though; I'll try to do that within the next couple days, so just keep hanging for a while.

I do, however, feel this strange need -- a rather absurd one, at that -- to explain the nature of my blog; an author shouldn't be required to explain his mental wanderings. In any case, I am not convinced (despite the convincing by people around the globe) that my life has enough going on in it to make interesting/long enough posts. Not to fear: this means that posts might be filled with random thoughts and the like; this, perhaps, will be my attempt to fit in with the wacky nature of the intarweb. Hmm. I don't plan 0n making them necessarily obscure (though that is oh so terribly fun); on the other hand, don't expect them to be necessarily connected to the happenings of my life (though that is also fun to do in sneaky obscure ways).

So, whatever you do, tell your friends about the new blog on the block. Drink to your health. Attack people with baskets of cabbage. Join my fanclub. On second thought...well, nevermind.